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Obnoxious Roommate Syndrome - AM Version

"Sita, why aren't you paying attention to me?"
"I do pay attention to you."
"You're listening to your Peabody story. You aren't listening to me."
"I was going to come out to the kitchen and talk to you as soon as you stopped ignoring me."
"I wasn't ignoring you, I was making breakfast!"

(Later, in kitchen)

"Sita, should we have English muffins or tortillas?"
"What did you make?"
"LOOK!"
"Oh. Eggs."
"SMELL THEM!!!"
"Mmm. Eggs."
"STICK YOUR NOSE IN THEM AND SMELL!!!"
"Well... Spinach and... garlic?"
"And I used the rest of the onions and the green peppers and the green onions and the cilantro and, and, and..."
"Must-gos!"
"Nobody loves me. Why aren't you eating? Why aren't you sitting and eating with me?"
"Because I have to wash a fork first."
"Oh, I suppose."
 "I'll take the broken tortilla."
"I WAS GOING TO TAKE THE BROKEN TORTILLA. You're always taking the broken ones. Hi, I'm Sita, I'm a martyr, I always eat broken tortillas..."
(Sita pokes me with fork.)
"Fork you!"

(Later)

"You are très amusante this morning."
"Yes, Sita, it's because I have to be a RADIO PERSONALITY in 40 minutes. I should get dressed. BUT FIRST I WILL POST ABOUT OUR OBNOXIOUSNESS."
"A wee obnoxious blog?"
"It will annoy EVERYONE!!!"

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The Best Obnoxious Roommate

You are the Best. Truly. when obnoxiousness creates giggle-streaming-tears. when breakfast is the most glorious meal ever. when you read to me. when you give me a massage. when you text me saying "where are you???" when you thank me. when you nag me. when you help me get to places on time. when you share your life moments with me. when you take walks with me - on the beach, in the park, in the Westerly Town Forest or on a Land Trust preserve. when you share your Bailey's with me. when you share your friends with me. Roommate. Housemate. Friend. Daughter. You are the Best.

Re: The Best Obnoxious Roommate

I KNOW WHAT YOU ARE BUT WHAT AM I???

(As we used to say in pre-school.)

I saw your NOTE in the FRIDGE by the way! We should start labeling ALL OUR LEFTOVERS with such beautiful hyperbole!

YOU MAKE ME LAUGH!

I adore you.
I greatly looking forward to witnessing this roommating first hand...